NEWSFLASH: Obama to Thank Schmoigerman for Making the US A Muslim Country

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NEWSFLASH (Bubbamayses Press Agency for Der Shygetz):

EXCERPT OF POTUS SPEECH TO BE GIVEN IN DAR AL MAJNOUN HOSPITAL IN CAIRO:

When I told whoever was obtuse enough to believe me that the US is a large Muslim country, it was because thirty five billion Muslims, more than the entire world Muslim population, have been added to the welfare rolls of the US by none other than a Chassidic Jewish rabbi, Rabbi Dovid Schmoigerman, a major advocate for the destruction of the Zionist state who was my campaign manager among those who, like him, suffer from multiple voter personality syndrome.

Not only was it Schmoigerman and his double voters who gained me the election, but his followers, men with names like Gimpel Mujahir al-Islam and women boasting such multiculturally ideal names as Fatima Friedman, show the true multicultural nature of our democratic society, where I, like your president Mubarak, can be guaranteed 90% of the prison and mental patient vote thanks to the great work of men like Rabbi David Schmoigerman of Creedmoor.....