The Creedmoor Chronicles

Welcome to the Official Website of the Disjointed Jewish Communities of Creedmoor. Dovid Schmoigerman is the Admou"r meCreedmoor, leader of an extremist anti-Zionist Chassidic communiity comprised of his own 150 quintillion multiple personalities, all registered for welfare, food stamps and other entitlement programs while residing in abandoned buildings located on the campus of the Creedmoor Psychiatric Hospital, as well as in Alcatraz and on the Former Planet Known as Pluto.

Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Moshe Aryeh Friedman To Be Installed as Pope on Sunday March 17

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BS"D We have just obtained confirmation of an arson fire that resulted in black smoke passing over the Vatican. In addition, a 350 po...
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Monday, March 04, 2013

Matzois Arzei HaLevanoin - FAQs

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BS"D The response to our advertisement for Matzois Arzei HaLevanoin has been overwhelming. We are producing additional loads to meet ...
Sunday, March 03, 2013

Matzois Arzei haLevanoin - Free of Zionist Ingredients

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BS"D This year, thanks to a special deal between the Admou"r meCreedmoor and his Hezbollah buddies, Creedmoor Mehadreck Mart is ...
Monday, February 18, 2013

Moshe Aryeh Friedman is Not Dead

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BS"D There are rumors that Moshe Aryeh Friedman removed himself from this world last week. These rumors are completely unfounded. O...
Thursday, February 14, 2013

Will Moshe Aryeh Friedman Be the Next Pope?

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BS"D The staff of Der Shygetz/The Creedmoor Chronicles is busy fabricating and investigating rumors regarding the imminent confirmati...
Thursday, February 07, 2013

Moshe Aryeh Friedman Coverage to Resume

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BS"D http://www.vosizneias.com/123454/2013/02/06/antwerp-judge-rules-belz-not-obligated-to-acccept-friedman-boys-at-belgian-girls-sch...
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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Moshe Aryeh Friedman Fundraises for Seminary - Part 4

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BS"D Reb Berish Lowenstein's cellphone showed no fewer than 78 missed calls, at least 12 of which were from his own home. He beca...
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Der Shygetz
I am the Creedmoor Chronicler, the journalist who found Rabbi Dovid Schmoigerman wallowing in three tons of ashes produced by the burning of a multi-use warehouse complex in Red Hook just before real estate values there skyrocketed...
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