The Creedmoor Chronicles

Welcome to the Official Website of the Disjointed Jewish Communities of Creedmoor. Dovid Schmoigerman is the Admou"r meCreedmoor, leader of an extremist anti-Zionist Chassidic communiity comprised of his own 150 quintillion multiple personalities, all registered for welfare, food stamps and other entitlement programs while residing in abandoned buildings located on the campus of the Creedmoor Psychiatric Hospital, as well as in Alcatraz and on the Former Planet Known as Pluto.

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Tuesday, October 06, 2009

The Creedmoorer Ushpizin

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So who are the Creedmoorer ushpizin for the 12 days of Creedmoorer Sukkos?

First Night: Nachash haKadmoni

Second Night: Kayin

Third Night: Yishmoel

Fourth Night: Lovon

Fifth Night: Esav

Sixth Night: Onan

Seventh Night: Amalek

Eighth Night: Agag

Ninth Night: Homon

Tenth Night: Chmelnitzky

Eleventh Night: Stalin

Twelfth Night: Ben Gurion (burned in effigy along with the sukkah itself).