The Creedmoor Chronicles

Welcome to the Official Website of the Disjointed Jewish Communities of Creedmoor. Dovid Schmoigerman is the Admou"r meCreedmoor, leader of an extremist anti-Zionist Chassidic communiity comprised of his own 150 quintillion multiple personalities, all registered for welfare, food stamps and other entitlement programs while residing in abandoned buildings located on the campus of the Creedmoor Psychiatric Hospital, as well as in Alcatraz and on the Former Planet Known as Pluto.

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Official Creedmoor Statement Regarding Sentencing of Bernard Madoff

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"I would like to take this opportunity to wish my former talmid Reb Bernard Madoff, a graduate of the Kollel d'Rabbeinu Charles Ponzi she al ydei Khal Sinas Chinom d'Creedmoor, arichis yomim veshonim toivos. This should be in a way far above the laws of nature, so that he can savor fully every day of his hard earned 150 year sentence.

And at this time, I would like to remind all those who walk in the nearly burned out flame of Chassidus Creedmoor, rekindled only to burn flags and buildings with kerosene, that a great segeela for avoiding falling prey to an even larger Ponzi scheme is to categorically refuse to pay Social Security taxes..."

Admou"r Dovid Schmoigerman of the Combined Kehillos of Baseless Hatred, Deceit and Fraud of Creedmoor and Creedmoor-Alcatraz