Yoim Shekuloi Creedmoor - Nitel Nacht

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Tomorrow night haba olynee letoivo, is nitel nacht here in the former Russian Empire. So, look out for the all new Toldois Creedmoor blog as well as the final report on the refugee resettlement program on Pluto.

We still hope to present the Weiss interview later tonight; the esteemed Mr Weiss is still fast asleep and we do not wish to wake him before 2 PM Monsey time (2.35 PM EST) if we can at all help it.

Who makes better cholent...

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Rebbetzin Ahmadinejad, Rebbetzin Haniyeh 1, or Rebbetzin Haniyeh 2? Check back later as we discuss these and other crucial questions with Sheikh Yishmoel Daoud al-Beyda, also known as Yisroel Dovid Weiss, who has recently returned from a fiction finding mission to Gaza on behalf of the Creedmoor affiliated Ku Klutz Kartel of Monsey!

Will Sheikh al-Beyda reveal the identity of the unnamed female? Come back later to find out - if he doesn't we will!

NEWSFLASH: We have been informed that Sheikha al-Beyda, the chador clad wife of our interviewee, has obtained all three recipes from her husband's erstwhile hosts and we hope to share them with you here as well!

Another Der Shygetz - Creedmoor Chronicles exclusive!