Admou'r meCreedmoor Offers Ahmadinejad Post as Head of Creedmoor Community Council

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The past elections for the Creedmoor Community Council, a body of pure corruption made up of representatives of each of the fifteen quintillion multiple personalities who make up the Creedmoorer community, were more chaotic than usual. No fewer than ten trillion personalities claimed victory for their fifteen million slates, and another forty trillion personalities actually contested the results by placing requests for emergency welfare and heat assistance with the relevant government agencies despite the sweltering heat in Creedmoor this past week.

As always, the Admou"r meCreedmoor was able to propose a solution to the deadlock in his community by offering a real, live person the position of Chief Dictator of the Creedmoor Community Council.

That person is none other than beleaguered Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the legally wedded sharia husband of Creedmoorer stalwart Aharon Cohen, and therefore a citizen of the Independent Anti-Zionist Republic of Baseless Hatred of Creedmoor.

Therefore, Rabbi Dovid Schmoigerman has offered political and insane asylum to Ahmadinejad should he lose his position, or even one or more limbs, to the will of the Iranian people. He has also granted the Iranian president the dictatorship of his community council in the hope that Ahmadinejad will accept and therefore put an end to the stalemates in both Iran and Creedmoor.

Cohen: My segeela got Mahmoud the election

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Interviewed in his Manchester congregation "Khal Uber u'Botul", Rabbi Aharon Cohen, Ambassador to Iran on behalf of the Independent Republic of Baseless Hatred and Extreme anti-Zionism of Creedmoor, revealed his secret segeela which he claims was the reason for the success of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in the recent Iranian elections:

"I give to Mahmoud zeyr spetzial a segeela! I mach far em tefillin mit der verses fin der Koran inside. From where I am gettink dem? Fin myne chaver Mohammed's a cab, he keeps dem on hiz deshboard for good luck. I see what Mohammed is managink to charge me triple for a short ride fin myne home to myne basement every day and it must be a gitte segile!"

Cohen is forced to take a cab from his own home to his own basement (accessible only from the rear entrance) due to his increasing age, long since encroached senility, and his fear of being bombarded with a quantity of eggs sufficient to feed the entire Royal Navy.

His faithful driver, Mohammed, is a native of Baluchistan and a member of "British Friends of the Taliban".

Heeeee'z Back - Ahron Cohen, ShaDaR of the Creedmoorer, is in Teheran

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Ahron Cohen, the Manchester Disunited shada"r (schmegegge, degenerate, rosho) of the Admou"r meCreedmoor, who is  known as the Szarkonosvary Rov, is back in Teheran. 

While his mentor and leader, the Creedmoorer, had to leave early for insurance purposes, the hollowed and desalted Szarkonosvary Rov is in Teheran calling for people to boycott products which are not "noki mechashash tumas haTzioinus". 

Cohen is also set to become Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's third wife, after his divorce from the now penitent M.A.F. which was indeed arranged by a beis din consisting of Cohen, the Creedmoorer and Ayatollah Khamenei, the Chief Rabbi of Shiite Islam whose smicha is as good as that of the other two.

For those who need some background:

http://creedmoorer.blogspot.com/2006/12/ahron-cohen-nk-manchester-son-of.html

http://creedmoorer.blogspot.com/2006/12/ahron-cohen-part-2-bris.html

We are compelled to present part three of the fascinating tale of how this great leader of the Creedmoor affiliated Ku Klutz Karta managed to lift himself from the isolation and dullness of his native Szarkonosvary, via Creedmoor and a similar institution of higher psychiatric treatment in the UK, to reach his present and inglorious depths. 

More coming this week...