Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Der Admou"r Conflagratulates to dem Demokretik Party

"It is mit great pleazure det I, der undisputed lieder fin der largest Jewish multiple community in der velt, conflagratulates to der Demokretik Party for winnink again der House fin Reprezentatives in der New York State guverner race. As der largest block fin undeservink welfare resipientz in the United Stetes fin Americhke, we are knowink dat der Demokretik Party stends for welfare for all end work far keiner. We are also knowink dat der Demokretik Party is supporting to der weakining fin der Tzioinisher medina and der farshtarkeit fin Iran in Nort Korea. We are derfar having a Conflagratulation Party, where we make a conflegretion in our Alkatraz complex for insurance, Federal aid, and the Demokretik Way!"

Rabbi Dr Dovid Schmoigerman
Grand Rabbi of the Disordered and Disjointed Jewish Communities of Creedmoor
President for Life of the Anti-Zionist Republic of Creedmoor


Anonymous said...

vat, you don't have a cute idea mit da accent? but i can't read dis blog if you are not to be writing it in da english. da ting iz dat i read plain english faster den dees kind of writing. maybe i vil check back anozer time ven i veel have more time.

Der Shygetz said...

From where you are tinking det I knows how to speak Inglish? Ich bin gevor'n in Nagyszar, Hungary, den I live in Williamsburg, den New Cirkle, den Creedmoor. Dis is how we are speaking der Inglish in mayne velt.

You are not liking it? Kush please to myne tuches!