Monday, January 14, 2013

Pesach Cruise with Moshe Aryeh Friedman


Creedmoor Cruises, the travel fraud division of Moisdos Creedmoor veShaar Marin Bishin, is proud to announce that its Ignoramus-in-Residence for this year's Pesach Gala Garbage Barge Cruise Up the River will be the one and only, and boorich Hashyme that he is the one and only:

Rabbi Moshe Aryeh Friedman Sheyirfa"sh

Rabbi Friedman will share his deep insights on such topics as:

  • Life in Cherem
  • Romantic Dinners with Ahmadinejad
  • Loving Memories of Jorg Haider
  • Mixed-Gender Education in Antwerp
  • Single-Sex Marriage in Iran

Moshe Aryeh Friedman has lived for 40 years without doing one bit of anything productive. He is an inspiration to attention-seekers, cheats, wannabes, nebachs and shlimazels throughout the world.

Seats begin at $300 for a tire attached to a rope made of certified non-Zionist hemp from an eco-kosher sustainable and smokable hemp plantation.  Seats end as soon as the rope breaks or as soon as Friedman is thrown overboard.

Creedmoor Cruises accepts EBT cards at 65 cents on the dollar and Iranian rials at 50,000 to the dollar. Reserve now, as this cruise promises to be at least as successful as Friedman.


Anonymous said...

Do they take griv? or just long D?

Der Shygetz said...

:) This is Creedmoor we're talking about - only food stamps or Iranian currency, please.

The Admou"r might deign to exchange a few sacks of 5-UAH notes with the picture of the anti-Zionist hero Chmelnicki (YMS for the rest of us) for food stamps at the rate of 100 UAH to the stamp.