Monday, December 18, 2006

Moshe Aryeh Friedman: The Truth is Stranger than Fiction

We have just obtained information proving that the eminently undersized and addled Moshe Aryeh Friedman , who, according to Bloomberg, called the Holocaust "a successful fiction,'' is NOT Moshe Aryeh Friedman who grew up (but not too far up) in Brooklyn. He is actually Moshe Aryeh Ferdganver, one of only two Creedmoorer Chassidim who not only really exists in the flesh, but who was born in Creedmoor.

The story of his escape to Vienna, using nothing but bedsheets, is a fascinating tale of fraud, theft, deception, and cowardice. We are presently trying to digest all of the information which we were given by Dr Ramesh (nicknamed Dr Ramallah by the staff for his parroting of Creedmoor anti-Zionist views) Patel, the doctor on duty at the time. Since Patel sprinkled vindaloo powder on the documents, it will take us at least a day to digest them (unless we manage to get them detoxified). Therefore, we should have this story written by Wednesday 20 December/5th day of Chanukah-29 Kislev.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Interesting blog you have going here Mr.Creedmoor Rebbe!