Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Creedmoor Forever - just not now!


Creedmoor will be back, most probably Chol Hamoed Sukkos.

The Admou"r is presently in a self induced coma in order to be able to claim further mental damage that exacerbates his acute multiple personality syndrome.

This will allow him to colonize most of the solar system and claim welfare from various space exploration bodies as well as double or triple his present figure of 150 quintillion welfare and disability recipients throughout the world.

For those who really wish to say the Admou"r's prakim (pay, tzaddik and 151-613) as a segula to help him create more personalities, his name for passages from the Koran and the Bagit Gitty is Dovid Azazel ben Pesha ve'Resha.

In the meantime, please do whatever you can to prolong this golus and contribute to the redemption of forged food stamps and triple coupons.

On behalf of the Admou"r meCreedmoor,

Sharia Dayan Imam Pandit Ismail Daoud al-Beyda (Yisroel Dovid Scheiss), Creedmoorer Masjid of Monsey

Koskesholislam Ismail Nour as-Sabih (Yisroel Meir Hirsch), Ras ul-Madrassa, Creedmoorer Madrassa Ohel Hagar of Al-Quds as-Sharif.

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