New A Crapella Niggunim Coming

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The Admou"r meCreedmoor remains in an insurance-mandated coma for the foreseeable future. However, we at Creedmoor Publications Group (Der Shygetz - Di Pritza - Der Oisvorf and Di Velt-Barimte Vochedige Pashkvilke) have discovered a treasure trove of niggunim which were composed by the Admou"r during his last visit to Gai Ben Hinnom.

These hylige niggunim, with titles including: "Der Falsche-Phony President," "Food Shtemps Far Alle Yidden," and "Shkootzim, Shkootzim" will be released before Lag Be'Oimer (Creedmoorer Lag beOimer which is 33 days after Yom HaAtzamois), even if their composer might not be released in this millenium.