Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Dovid Twersky is Dovid Schmoigerman


Well, until Lag beOmer night I never knew there was a real Creedmoorer Chassidus, where the behavior of reshoim is condoned by the leadership of the Chassidus. I knew that there are reshoim in every Chassidus, and every yeshiva, and every shul, because without them there is no tzibur - tzadikim-benonim-reshoim. These bad apples don't bother me either, because we're in golus and there will always be people who succumb to their worst tayves. After all, if there were no aveiros, we would not have any dinei mamoinos and dinei nefashois in Torah - nowhere does it say that eating only mehadrin means you will not succumb to the temptation to try your luck at a harebrained insurance scam that lands you 10 years of enforced kollel study.

Unfortunately, there is such a Chassidus.

Dovid Twersky is Dovid Schmoigerman. New Square is Kiryas Naye Creedmoor. There is no way he did not know and condone what was going on - not in a shtetl that consists of a few square blocks where he is the undisputed despot.

Dovid Twersky-Schmoigerman (you are a stain on your noble surname and you truly merit the one I added on because it comes from shoiteh-menivel-gas ruach, but you're not even a man because you have OTHERS commit crimes and do the time for YOUR scams and rishus), SHYGETZ AROSS! Time to close down your Talibanistan in Rockland County. Because of you, ten more kids will go off the derech every day that the news carries the disgusting goings-on in your New Abbottabad. You're no better than Helbrans with his cult up in Quebec - except that he doesn't finance his moisdos with government fraud and have others sit for him.

I guess there are ten righteous people in your Sdom (Zishe Schmeltzer, his father amus"h and a few others) or else the whole place would have gone on fire when your thug hoiz bochur did what he did.

Half of your people, the good ones, want to leave town anyway. The other half can be split between Rockland County Psychiatric Hospital, Sing Sing and Otisville.

The time for these shtetlach is over. When you could not be frum in the city, when Reform was claiming victims from frum homes, when the 60's and 70s' drug culture was claiming Yidden, getting away from it all made sense. Now, we can live as we are commanded to anywhere we want and bring Yidden closer as we do so. These shtetlach just keep people behind the times and keep people from growing both beruchnius and begashmius.


Anonymous said...

While the methods employed by the Doovid'l Twersky-Schmoigerman henchmen are criminal, the New-Square system of one schule only was in fact instituted by the Old Rebbi R. Yaakov Yosef Twerski ZTZ"L. I undrstand that there are people who don't like that system. But if so, why are they living in New Square? It's not as if New Square has anything to offer beruchniyus (and certainly not begashmiyus) beyond the Twerski dynasty.

Tody, it's wanting to daven in a different shule down the road. Tomorrow they will want a different shule right in the middle of New Square itself. And the day after - who knows? They might evan want men and women walking on the same side of the street! The slippery slope has to be stopped in its tracks.

Question: One of the old Creedmoor Admoor personna was one Doovid'l Goldman. Are Doovid'l Goldman and Doovid'l Twersky-Schmoigerman the same person?

Giorgies E. Kepipesiom
whishing all a Gitten Yuntif

Der Shygetz said...


Doovid'l Goldman is actually one of the many multiple personalities of Srool-Doovid Weiss aka Srool the Fool aka Weiss Scheiss aka Ismail Daoud al-Beyda of the Neturei Karta masjid on Saddle River Road in Monsey.

Alternately, Weiss and Schmoigerman/Twersky (and Spitz, a new personality who is trying to undermine the very non-Creedmoor Vizhnitz-Haifa community) are multiple personalities of Goldman.

Wait - is it Shavuos tomorrow night or Peerim?