Saturday, July 08, 2006

Creedmoor Crackhead Special Forces Squads Invade Guantanamo Bay!

We have just been informed that Creedmoorer crackheaded special forces troops are attempting to invade and conquer Guantanamo Bay as they recently conquered Alcatraz.

It is well known that the Admou"r meCreedmoor believes that any attempt to sign convicts up for welfare and food stamps is a milchemes mitzvah which supersedes (the Zionist) Shabbos - however the earliest we will be able to update this blog is midnight motzoei shabbos EST.

7 comments:

Sultan Knish said...

Led by their intrepid commander Peacechild 'Hash' Serenity, and drunk on gallons of saudi contributed crude oil and armed with bent spoons they've so far managed to built a raft out of their xeroxed pamphlets but accidentally wound up in havana where they're making a good living performing in the gayer nightclubs

Der Shygetz said...

Actually you are not far off - the conquest of Guantanamo involves the Admou"r's new Rebbetzin, Lilac Blossom Prunepit-McCall, who is still organizing a Prunepit Festival to raise money for the invasion.

Peacechild Hash is indeed providing entertainment in "Rincon Maricon," a notorious underground club in gay Havana.

Sultan Knish said...

yes he calls himself Zorba and even has a website now

http://www.doubleveil.net/

Der Shygetz said...

LOL - that could be his boyfriend or alter ego, Failed Scotty!

Sultan Knish said...

He'll be performing at the Kabbalah center next week as a Madonna impersonator as part of their Celebrate the Churban festivities

Yobeeone said...

Wasn't that Madonna in Malkin's Burka video on drums?

Sultan Knish said...

it's her latest beauty secret...