Thursday, July 24, 2008

Moshe Aryeh Friedman: The Medical Mystery is Solved

A chance encounter with one of Moshe Aryeh Friedman's doctors revealed the following information:

"When Moshe was 15, we took him from Creedmoor to an orthopedic clinic to see if we could undo the damage to his growth plates that was caused by his spin in the washing machine as a baby. He was enrolled in a study in which equine (horse) growth hormone was supposed to be administered to him for several weeks. Instead, an extract made from equine posterior flesh was used. Or, in layman's terms, they took his medicine from the wrong end of the horse!"

This might explain why, as per the linked picture, Freeky Freedy has an outsized head and feet and a goofy, horse-like grin as well as being stooped (and stooooooooooooooooooooopid)!

And it certainly explains why Moshe Aryeh Friedman is ummm..der tuches fin a ferd, or in the Queen's English, a horse's arse!


The Babysitter said...

which one in the picture is him?

and did you make up the whole story? or its true?

Der Shygetz said...


Freeky iz der klyner next to the imam with the schmatte on his head and the funny robe and sandals.

Make dis up? Never? I heve full excess to der medical records fin Freeky azoy vi det wing of Creedmoor iz farmacht geven!

Accuse to me of making dis up one more time end I varf DIR tzi Creedmoor LOLOLOL :))))))))))))))))!