Creedmoor Proudly Sponsors "The 120 Denier Seminary!"

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Are you worried that your precious Bas Yisrooel might be exposed to bad influences during her year in Eretz Yisrooel? Do you want to make sure she is closed off from anything to do with the timadige medine?

We, the dedicated hanhala of Bnos Burqa - the 120 denier seminary - make sure that your daughter is never exposed to tima because our dress code prevents her from being exposed to much of anything!

We are the only seminary that insists your precious daughter wears her burqa to class as well as when walking around our campus, which she is not permitted to leave without three iron-clad madrichois who are selected for their dedication to extreme tznius as prescribed by our hyliger sifrei sharia. We insist that our girls cover their eyes when not on campus, and our madrichois will guide them for both physical and spiritual safety during their walks through the city so that they avoid seeing tzioinish desecration.

Mrs Yachne-Behyme Pashkvilschreiber and her dedicated staff, chosen from the strictest homes in East Jerusalem, make sure that your daughter becomes a real burqa girl who will take the lessons she learned at our seminary with her for her entire life as a true eved to her husband.

We welcome applications from Section 8 and welfare families - we accept food stamps for our comfortable 12 monthly installment payments for tuition and burqa rental.

"My Magyfaleh was actually wasting her time doing chessed projects in her old sem, like visiting Yidden wounded by terrorist attacks that were caused by the tziyoinim who oppress the innocent Palestinians. She was picking up the krimmest tzioinish hashkofos and mamesh goyishkeit! I pulled her out and put her into Bnos Burqa and she came out a real tzadekes, ready to get married so she can apply for her own welfare and Section 8!" (Byreh-Cholere Tzifloigenberger, Kiryas Naye Circle)