Monday, February 18, 2013

Moshe Aryeh Friedman is Not Dead


There are rumors that Moshe Aryeh Friedman removed himself from this world last week. These rumors are completely unfounded.

Other rumors claim he is in Manchester, home of senior Ku Klutz Karta kleagle (or kigel) Ahron Cohen, the Szarkonosvary Rov. These are also incorrect. He remains in Antwerp, to the chagrin of the respected community of that city.

What we are now trying to confirm is whether he has arrived in Rome yet to claim the papacy, or whether a proxy will accept the office in his stead.

More in time for Peerim.

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