Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Creedmoor Puts Neturei Karta in Cherem

From now to eternity it should be known det der Neturei Karta, led by der reshoim Scheiss, drecque, Friedbrain, end kompany iz in zeyr a gresser chyrem! We of der K'hal Sinas Chinam d'Creedmoor Gezel veMirma Kiddush Club are alveyz very kareful to burn der Tzioini fleg only in kerosene soaked verehouses - dis way we are making big gelt every time ve iz burnink der fleg. Deze narronim iz burnink dem outside on der street end making fin demselves stoopid foolz.

Derfar, we put into CHYREM all of der members (24 1/2 at last count) from the so kallt Neturei Karta and we wish to dem dat dey do tshuve by burnink bildings instead from flegs. Dis is meanink dat we will no longer buy from der Ladies Auxiliary fin Neturei Karta no more hand sewn Zionist flegs; in fekt we make dem now fin paper imported fin Malayzia so dey burn faster.In addition, ve have kanseled our order of misspellt protest posters from dem and now we make our own sayink "Burnink Hevily Insured Bildinks iz a Mitzveh and Helps to End der Zionest Imperialist State!"

(Original is signed by no fewer than 89561564985913519685169965494951 multiple personalities, every single one of them recently registered for the British dole as well as for American welfare and yes, Zionist Bituah Leumi!)

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