Thursday, September 21, 2006

Der Admou"r is Wishink to All A Dreckisher Zionist New Year

"It is from me to take dis opportunity to wish all who is darkened by der Tzioinis and is still usink der Tzioini kelender a truly dreckish Tzioini new year. A shnas skila, sreyfo, hereg, chenek, malkos, kareis, knas, chyrem, nidui far all Tzioinim. Dis is not from us inzerer New Year - dis year we is selebratink Chinese - but still I am wishink to all from our Chassidim a yohr filt mit welfare, Section 8, disability, insurance payouts, SSI, Medikaid in alle gitte zachen!"

-Der Admou'r meCreedmoor.

Creedmoor will return after Tzom Gedaliah with full information on the Admou"r's exploits on the Pluto formerly known as a planet.