Sunday, December 13, 2009

The Admou"r Needs Your Help - Man of the Non-Zionist Year 2009


The Admou"r meCreedmoor needs your help in picking the Man of the Non Zionist Year for 2009. In past years, this title has gone by default to a gentleman in Vienna who has since done tshive. Therefore, a new candidate must be found based on the following criteria:

1) Chilul Hashem berabim

2) Utter disregard for both halacha and civil law

3) Utter lack of Ahavas Yisroel

4) A willingness to do anything for money.

5) Bearing a surname that is very easy to mock

6) Of unpleasant physical appearance to boot

The choices are between:

1) Solomon Dwek
2) Solomon Dwek
3) Solomon Dwek
4) Solomon Dwek
5) Solomon Dwek

Please vote for one choice and if you really want, please explain your vote. Whoever gets the most votes will win three Creedmoorer tin foil shtreimlach and a "Creedmoorer Passport" a/k/a a Monopoly Get Out of Jail Free card which he can present to his warden in exchange for 90 days in solitary peeling potatoes for 20 hours a day!

Thank you,

The Vaad haMesader

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