Welcome to the Official Website of the Disjointed Jewish Communities of Creedmoor.
Dovid Schmoigerman is the Admou"r meCreedmoor, leader of an extremist anti-Zionist Chassidic communiity comprised of his own 150 quintillion multiple personalities, all registered for welfare, food stamps and other entitlement programs while residing in abandoned buildings located on the campus of the Creedmoor Psychiatric Hospital, as well as in Alcatraz and on the Former Planet Known as Pluto.
Der Admou"r unfortunately iz nisht aroysgeforn fun jail and now we sell his becher in oichet Kois shel Brocho on Ebay far'n his Legal Defense Fund! Bid now and bid high!!!
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