Even Sholam Weiss could not sink to the level of the Admou"r meCreedmoor when it came to an utter lack of respect for law and an insatiable appetite for the spoils of gross fraud!
It was not enough that the Admou"r received almost 1 million US dollars per week in entitlement funds made out to scores of nonexistent multiple personalities.
It was not enough that the Admou"r had forged over 500 million dollars worth of deeds, placed insurance policies on the properties, and reaped the rewards of up to eight policies per location.
It was not enough that the Admou"r operated a permanent casino on the Creedmoor grounds (New York State property that he deeded to himself) and many a temporary casino throughout the state, until punters found out that his payouts were in useless pre-war Latvian food coupons (forged, of course).
It was not enough that the Admou"r had managed to retain millions in EU and Saudi economic aid for his short-lived Independent Republic of Creedmoor.
It was not enough that the Admou"r had framed an innocent, mentally incompetent individual and had him sentenced to 967 years for crimes that were the fault of the Admou"r himself.
And it was not enough that the Admou"r operated a scam medical charity in Africa and the Caucasus, netting millions from corrupt customs officials.
Rabos avayros asa ha'Admou"r....but he had yet to find one that "alit al kulana."
Until he discovered that he could beat Enron at its own game; just as Ferdganver the First overtook Sholam Weiss in terms of sentencing, so too would Ferdganver the Second overtake Enron when it came to gross financial fraud.
But first, the Admou"r had to find another Ferdganver. This time, it would prove very easy....
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