Admou"r Asks Chassidim to Commit Arson with Venezuelan Gasoline for Recovery of Chavez

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The Admou"r meCreedmoor woke up long enough to declare a Day of Burning in the zchees of a refiah shelyma for Hugo Chavez, the bulwark against Zionist domination of Latin America and a major provider of gasoline to the Admou"r's various nefarious enterprises.

He asks that "All who follow in the most waning and flickering light that is Chassidus Creedmoor are to buy 11 gallons of Citgo Premium gasoline for every 100 square feet of their most heavily insured uninhabited properties. They are then to recite "H Hu Hug Hugo Chavez" while soaking one Zionist flag with gasoline and spilling all remaining gasoline on the premises to be burnt. Finally, the flag must be lit and thrown into the building while singing "H Hu Hug Hugo Chavez Melech haMasriach Leoilam Voed" to the tune of "Another One Bites the Dust."

This will bring about the full and complete healing of the great Hugo Chavez, Liberator of Venezuela.