The Admou"r meCreedmoor has indeed returned from Iran, where he was a keynote speaker at the "Wiping Out Israel Using Common Household Chemicals and Blunt Soup Spoons" conference. However, we understand that he has been detained for over three days in Kennedy Airport, due to the fact that he entered the US on his Independent Republic of Creedmoor VIP passport. Since the US does not recognize the independence of Creedmoor, the Admou"r was detained and is now the subject of intense negotiations between the US Immigration and Naturalization Service and the Foreign Minister of Creedmoor, Rabbi Mendel Klynesmuk.
As Rabbi Klynesmuk has a number of arrest warrants for participation in Creedmoorer "mivtzoim" such as arson, welfare fraud, grand theft and insurance fraud, there is a chance that the rov and his gabbai may be united in an institute of higher tshuva such as Leavenworth.
There is an even greater possibility that rather than recognizing the Independent Republic of Creedmoor, the US will recognize the fact that Rabbi Shmoigerman is clinically insane, allowing him to return to Creedmoor in peace. As of now, Cuba has offered both rabbonim political asylum - in a cell that is even more heavily padded than the Creedmoorer shtibl!
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