Monday, October 31, 2005

Letter in Support of the Admou"r's Release

Conference of Foreign Ministers of the Axis of Evil and Not Quite As Evil
256 al-Jahinnum al-Qabir
Damascus (Al-Sham), Syria 11-001

To: The Satan of All Satans, Mr George the Slowly Wilting Bush, may you continue to wilt away:

We hereby demand the release of the great fighter against the evil of the Zionist Empire and the Zionist Controlled Government of the Greatest of Great Satans, the United States of Amerikkka. The great man to whom we refer, Rabbi Dr Imam David Schmoigerman of the Independent Republic of Creedmoor, has been instrumental in using the funds generated by the evil people who pay taxes to the Greatest of Great Satans in his struggle against the Zionist Empire and its truly evil allies.

Therefore we give notice that if Rabbi Schmoigerman is not released in 48 hours, we, too, will follow in the ways of Mr Hosni Mubarak of Egypt, may the dung of ten thousand camels infest his four wives, and we, too, will demand aid while we pretend to make peace with the Zionist Entity.

On behalf of the Council of Foreign Ministers:

Kharkosdeh Saagzadeh
Minister of Evil and Deceit of the Islamic Republic of Iran

Mansour Zbaly ul-Kalb
Secretary of the Arab League of Murder and Mayhem

Slim Kim No Dong
Minister of Destructive Tendencies of Some of the People's Republic of North Korea

Moshe Hirsch
Minister of Jewish Affairs of the Palestinian Disarray and Shamash of the Late Yasser Arafat.

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