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Like most schools, Creedmoor's flagship chyder sends a weekly questionnaire to parents of its fortunate students. Here is an example of same, in the original Hymish:
Name_____________
Names vus is registered mit dem welfare (please to use as much space from which you need):
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How many times is your son this week making fights with his brider in shvester?_________
How many times is usink your kid bad language tzi redn about der Tzioinim or anyone else from which not is agreeing Chassidis Creedmoor?____________
How many times your yingle has lifted from shops this week?____________
Your yingle has maybe done his part far "Mivtza Break Your Neighbor's Fenster, Bike, Arm or Leg if He Doesn't Dress or Daven Exactly as You Do?" Please tell what has he done!_____________________
When the social worker is gekimen in shteeb, how many brother and sister is telling her your yingle is havink? Is it more or less than what you shrabt on the welfare?__________
Your yingle has burnt something down this week? Yoh___ Nyne___
Is your yingle learnink bed words in Spenish and Aynglish so he ken start fights with the shkootzim? Please not to be afraid to write from what werds he lernt.____________
Did your yingle have a food fight at the last chassune, bar mitzvah, vort or Section 8 approval party he is attending?__________
How many times your yingle is burning the Tzioinish flag? Far grades 1-2 has he done it this week in a warehouse near the gas?_______
Did your yingle manage to koif a bicycle oder an mp3 player mit foodshtemps or did he just steal one?_________
Please to be dishonest in usual Creedmoor feshion; is gekimen a prize (a yichid mitt'n Rebb'n) for the kid who is havink the best answers yeder voch for the next 2 chodoshim.
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