Saturday, October 17, 2009

First Report from Pluto - The Moisdois Creedmoor d'Pluto Melave Malka


This is only a short report of the present chaos which is occuring as all 150 quintillion of the Admou"r's personalities are being transported to the Pluto formerly known as a planet.

At present, the Admou"r explained that thanks to some mushrooms provided by his loyal Alcatrazer Rebbetzin (Creedmoor West Coast), he reached Pluto just as soon as he chose to end Shabbos, which was sometime last Thursday, and he is now ready to begin the melave malka because after a steady diet of Alcatrazer Mushroom Kigel from Berzerkley he is able to bring all 150 quintillion of his personalities to his new moisdos.

Tomorrow morning, we will be able to decipher the Admou"r's latest gibberish and explain how it was none other than der Admou"r allyne who had Pluto declassified as a planet - and how he came to hold the title deed for the celestial body.

In addition, there will be a major kashrus announcement from the Admou"r, so come back tomorrow for more Creedmoorish Cretinism and loads of interplanetary gezel vemirma!


Anonymous said...

strange that the admour went to pluto just as a grey spaceship was seen over colorado. i was sure he had something to do with that.

Der Shygetz said...


Did the spaceship carry ads for AXA, Aetna, AIG, Allianz, Generali, State Farm etc or was it just insured with all of them and somehow veering off course? If the former it may have been the Admou"r's very own "Food Shtemp One" intergalactic transport. If the latter it was indeed a fake and heavily insured slivovitz powered rocket that the Admou"r sent up for insurance purposes.