Thursday, June 04, 2009

The Final Toll of the Schmoigerman Flu and Dutch Elm Disease Epidemic...

BS"D

87,679,098 souls expired during the recent combined epidemic of the mysterious Schmoigerman Flu along with Dutch Elm Disease in the Beis Pesha veResha and Machon leRishus schools run by Chassidus Creedmoor.....

and no sooner did each one give up the spark of life that he or she was resurrected by the Admou"r.

Is the Admou"r really a baal moifes of an order no one has ever seen before? Or is the secret to his ness revealed by the fact that each resurrected neshomo returned to the world with a slight difference in the spelling of his or her surname?

More on 15 Sivan (this coming Sunday) when we return...

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