Monday, June 01, 2009

See everyone on 15 Sivan


Creedmoor will return on 15 Sivan (Sunday 14 June or 78978 Av 5708 in Creedmoorer notation), barring any breaking news.

For now, it is our pleasure to inform you that the 7000 centrifuges which Mad Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims to have are actually defective washing machines provided to him by Schmoigerman Appliance and Refrigeration, one of the many defective and fraudulent firms registered to the Admou"r meCreedmoor's various personalities.

Schmoigerman plans to finance Ahmadinejad in a laundromat venture (for money or shirts is the question) when Mad Mahmoud is forced to flee and is accepted as a refugee by the Obama administration. Of course, the plan is that many furious Iranians in LA will gang up and throw Mad Mahmoud in one of the washing machines and throw in enough detergent to dissolve the dirt and slime that makes up the very essence of Mad Mahmoud.

That of course will leave Schmoigerman the full and sole owner of the venture, which he will use to literally launder currency and food stamps until he runs out of multiple personalities which will be far later than Iran runs out of oil.

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