Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Official Creedmoor Statement Regarding Sentencing of Bernard Madoff

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"I would like to take this opportunity to wish my former talmid Reb Bernard Madoff, a graduate of the Kollel d'Rabbeinu Charles Ponzi she al ydei Khal Sinas Chinom d'Creedmoor, arichis yomim veshonim toivos. This should be in a way far above the laws of nature, so that he can savor fully every day of his hard earned 150 year sentence.

And at this time, I would like to remind all those who walk in the nearly burned out flame of Chassidus Creedmoor, rekindled only to burn flags and buildings with kerosene, that a great segeela for avoiding falling prey to an even larger Ponzi scheme is to categorically refuse to pay Social Security taxes..."

Admou"r Dovid Schmoigerman of the Combined Kehillos of Baseless Hatred, Deceit and Fraud of Creedmoor and Creedmoor-Alcatraz

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