Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Der Admou"r Replies to a Tzioinish Meme


fin Chassidsavoda.blogspot.com a tzioinish kefire blog:

Rule number one: Read the rules.
Rule number two: Write one superpower you would like to have and what you would do with it.
Rule number three: Write why you chose that superpower over everything else.
Rule number four: Tag and link 7 people and write why you think they will have an interesting meme.
Rule number five: Fix your broken links.

One: You write der rules in Englisch. I am readink only Hymisch and Ingarisch.

Two: Der superpower I am wantink is der ability tzi brennen all of the tzioinish medine to a crisp efter is gettink out all the people beck to Irak, to Ur-kasdim where we iz comink from anyway, mit a metch and just one gellon fin kerosine efter I am placink on it three hinnert insurance policies!

Three: From what I am wantink dis? Very simple. The tzioinish medine is responsible fin all of the tregideys fin mankind goink beck to der mabil but also inkludink der York messeker, Chmelnitzki, even der Armenian genocide. Iz always wantink everyone to do away mit der tzioinim and it iz clearly the foundink of the medine in 1948 det was responsible far all the tragediye goink beck to many years before it because it says in Avnye Skile that tzioinis this is tima that was created by the nachash hakadmoini and therefore has existed fin the beginnink of time. And alveys I am vant a very git return from myne investment so a gellen fin Iranischer kerosene mit Ahmadinejad's a hechsher is eppes drei tolar end insurence on the medine I ken make maybe far a few billion mit every company which I ken forge a policy.

Four: You want I should teg seven people? OK I teg:

Rebbetzin Izevel Tzoiah Yachne Schmoigerman - Creedmoorer Rebbetzin, Creedmoor

Rebbetzin Lilac Blossom Prunepit McCall-SchmoigerPERSON - Creedmoorer Rebbetzin, Alcatraz

Haham Rahamim Loyashar, Haham BaLeylot of the Dreck for Abidun Frenkel Sephardic Center, Creedmoor

Reb Koppel Ferdganver, Rosh Koilel, Colorado Supermax Federal Koilel

I find three more when I open der velfare list again tonight by kriyas yam soof.

Rule number five: I am not havink no broken links. By mir all is rechts except when I tell myne Chassidim to vote for the links because we iz getting othervise cut fin der velfare.

Shygetz Aross to you too!


chanie said...

:D I did ask, and I laughed.
Tis funny funny...but why couldn't it have been a bit easier to read?

Der Shygetz said...


Sorry - instead of answering it myself I asked the Admou"r to do it and we all know his first language is not English.

We are still trying to figure out what his first language really is. Even Lipa Schmeltzer can't quite understand the Admou"r, who speaks to him in grunts peppered with "Shygetz Aross" ever since he woke up and found out that Lipa performed for Nachal Charedi and Chabad in EY.

chanie said...

LOL, like you don't write all the Admou"r's papers for him. :)
And LOL again.

Der Shygetz said...


What are you going on about? Der Admou"r and I are clear and distinctly different multiple personalities!

Shiksa Aross if you are tinkink dat I iz ritink Englisch as bad fin der Admou"r!