Sunday, April 19, 2009

Coming Soon: Creedmoor Iranian Islamic Interfaith Sharia Beis Din!



The Pistachio is Not as Big as a Banana Islamic Republic of Iran and the Independent Anti-Zionist Nation of the Disjointed, Desalted and Holiest of Holy Congregation of Baseless Hatred of the Chassidim of Creedmoor will jointly operate a new Sharia Beis Din in which punishments are meted out for civil and criminal offenses according to the most perverse and disrespected opinions of both Jewish and Islamic law.

Judges will include a hanging judge and a Surgeon Amputator from the Iranian side and the hyliger gedoilim of our generation, Rabbis Dovid Schmoigerman and two of his multiple personality dayanim from the Creedmoorer side. Rumors cannot be confirmed that Imam Ismail Daoud al-Beyda (Yisroel Dovid Weiss) will be participating; however given his exposure to Iran and his expertise in misinterpreting halacha for his own ends it is believed al-Beyda will at least serve as a consultant to the new Islamic rabbinical court.

More coming next Sunday insh'allah yemach shmo....

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