Monday, April 20, 2009

A Reminder: Do NOT count the tzioinishe sfira!


Divrye mechooh fin der hyliger Admou"r meCreedmoor, ben yochid d'sitra achra ve rosh verishoin lekoil dovor shebegezel vemirmo: 

The "sfiras haoimer" which is counted by those who have usurped the title of bnei Yisroel from us, the purest and holiest Jews who follow in the ways of our forefathers who were known as Koirach veadasoi and therefore do not contaminate ourselves with the Tzioinish tumois haklipa which are known as "ehrlichkeit and menschlichkeit" is not the correct sfiras haoimer. 

The only sfiras haoimer which is valid and true to our ways is the one which was handed down to us at the welfare center along with our food stamps and section 8 vouchers. We must keep our camps pure and free of any productive activity or proper Torah study and therefore must never walk in the ways of tumah which are the life force of the klipa of tzioinis.

We remember that it has always been the practice of those who follow in the holy light of the flickering one watt bulb of Chassidus Creedmoor ve'shaar marin bishin that we count from Yoim HaAtzamois (5 Iyar, the saddest day on the Jewish calendar) to the day after Krachtzmas (26 December).

A calendar and explanation will be made available this coming zintag in time to begin counting.

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