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Dovid Schmoigerman is the Admou"r meCreedmoor, leader of an extremist anti-Zionist Chassidic communiity comprised of his own 150 quintillion multiple personalities, all registered for welfare, food stamps and other entitlement programs while residing in abandoned buildings located on the campus of the Creedmoor Psychiatric Hospital, as well as in Alcatraz and on the Former Planet Known as Pluto.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Schmoigerman Responds to Letter from Suha Arafat...
Dear Rabbanit Arafat:
As a believing Jew, a true follower of the Kosher Sutra and one who engages in the issurei skila on a daily basis, I was always an admirer of your late husband. I am a member of the International Federation of the Kedushas Klux Karta, a truly Jewish and odious organization which was established to wipe out the Zionist entity in our time and to encourage dependence on entitlement programs and foreign aid.
Therefore, I am at your effluent disposal to assist in any matters regarding your late husband arur veyemach shmo lanetzach la’ad (this is a phrase of utmost respect which we also use to describe the prophet Muhammad al-Khinzeer). Please contact me as soon as possible as I am anxious to assist you in recovering this honestly and deficiently obtained money as soon as possible. I am of course more than honest for if not I would not be a recipient of Section 8 cheques totaling over 10,000,00,00 dollars a month from the World Body of Housing Subsidy for the assistance of poor families in my community.
Rabbi Dr David Schmoigerman
Khal Adas Sinas Chinom
Sinas Chinom House
Creedmoor, Queens, Hertfordshire Q18 NV2
From: suha arafat [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org] Sent: Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:25 PM Subject: From Mrs. Suha Arafat of Palestinian Leader (STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL)
Dear Intending partner, This mail may not be surprising to you if you have been following current events in the I international media with reference to the Middle East and Palestine in particular, I am Mrs.SUHA ARAFAT the wife of YASSER ARAFAT, the Palestinian Leader who died recently in Paris.
Since his death and even prior to the announcement, I have been thrown into a state of
antagonism, confusion, humiliation, frustration and hopelessness by the present leadership of the Palestinian Liberation Organization and the new Prime Minister.
I have even been subjected to physical and psychological torture. As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment.
You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet on the discovery of some fund in my husband secret bank account and companies and the allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my husband in my name of which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine Government.
In fact the total sum allegedly discovered by the Government so far is in the tune of about $6.5 Billion Dollars. And they are not relenting on their effort to make me poor for life.
As you know, hence my desire for a foreign assistance.
I have deposited the sum of 20 million dollars with a private security firm abroad whose name is withheld for now until we open communication. I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your bank account for safe keeping and any Investment opportunity.
This arrangement is known to you and my personal Attorney. He might be dealing with you directly for security reasons as the case may be. In view of the above, if you are willing to assist for our mutual benefits, we will have to negotiate on your Percentage share of the $20,000,000 that will be kept in your position for a while and invested in your name for my trust.
Please if you are honest, I am going to entrust more funds in your care as this is one of the legacy we keep for our children. In case you don't accept please do not let me out to the security and international media as I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith.