Saturday, July 09, 2005

The Creedmoor Aveirois Campaign - Contest Winners

The Va'ad Mivtza Aveirois d'Creedmoor is proud to announce the winners of our Children's Aveiro Campaign Contest Winners:

First Place: Yichud with the Admou"r meCreedmoor:

Genendel Schlockhandler (bas Bilaam ve Tzoiah): Stole over 1000 dollars' worth of dresses from a store in Boro Park. Set the store alight after her father sold the owner a policy with Creedmoor as the beneficiary.

Second Place: 2 Yichud Sessions with the Admou"r meCreedmoor:

Chomor Ganevberger (bas Koirach ve Yachne Cholerye): Took his neighbour's Lexus for a joyride and crashed it into 2 old ladies, knocking over their shopping carts and causing 3500 dollars damage to the car.

Third Place: A year of Yichud Sessions with the Admou"r meCreedmoor

Yente Vashti Scheissfelder (bas Ahav A"H ve Zoine Klalla): Vandalized three non-Creedmoor shuls with the slogan "Shygetz Aroys" in Harlem graffiti artist style. Signed her work "Yoily" so that a member of another community would be blamed.

Details of the next Creedmoor Aveiro Campaign Contest will be announced here shortly. May we all be zoiche to do many, many aveirois and always promote sinos chinom so that the long and bitter golus will be prolonged and worsened.

Addledaynee, Moronaynee ve'Rabidaynee Dovid'l Creedmoorer

The Ferdganver Foundation, Sponsors of the Aveirois Contest

Rabbi Aharon Binyomin HaAgogi Hamanzon, Director, Beis ChaVaL

Rabbi Shelumiel Schlockhandler, Av Arba Misos Beis Din d'Creedmoor

Rabbi Akshan Schlepperman, Menahel, Mesivta Nambla Ahavas Ne'orim d'Creedmoor

1 comment:

Sultan Knish said...

vie a mitzvev goyreres mitzveh, an aveyre goyreres aveyre und mir zolle alle kimmen zu die madreige as mir zollen tun aveires a ganz tog morgen zu nechts und di mesciah vil kumen und troggen unz avek