Friday, July 22, 2005

New Creedmoor Housing Development

Are you tired of living in cramped, crowded Boro Park or Flatbush, but afraid to move to the suburbs because there is no machloikes and because it is harder to get subsidies?


is your new home!
Avyroh Park Gardens is located on a vacant swamp in prestigious Kiryas Naye Creedmoor. The peaceful setting is very unpleasant for the Admou"r and he has decided to build a new kehilla based on MACHLOIKES and funded by hyliger entitlement programs!
Homes in Avyroh Park Gardens are available only to those who can demonstrate an ability to obtain government grants as well as proof that they are deeply involved in a major machloikes or scandal in their former communities! For more information about this new and exciting kehilla, contact Ferdganver and Schlockhandler Developments (F and S) via E-mail

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